He’s got the red, white, and blue flyin’ high on the farm
'Semper Fi' tattooed on his left arm,
spends a little more at the store for a tag in the back that says U.S.A.
won’t buy nothin’ that he can’t fix,
with WD40 and a Craftsman wrench
he ain’t prejudice he’s just, Made in America.
What’s your nickname?
I can’t…..Omg…I can’t.
The sarcasm is strong with this one.
Yeah, we have a gif for that.
one of the coolest things I’ve seen on tumblr in awhile tbh
the amount of times that a long distance couple will say this to one another and know that even though they may not really be on the way, maybe one day soon they really will be.
Omfg this is perfect.
I don’t know why this is so funny but I legit just laughed for probably 10 minutes straight oh my god
"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."